A Halloween Tale of an A3 Copier’s Death
As the copier homicide unit arrived, the scene was familiar. The office hallway barely lit the trash can next to the copier was laying on its side, the window was broken from the inside and when looking out one can see an A3 Copier laying smashed on the sidewalk below.
Recognizable by the owners manual still taped to the broken 11/17 paper drawer and the rainbow color on the sidewalk created by splattering CMYK toner. Yes, it appears there was another A3 Copier so humiliated by the A4 machine on demo it appears in leaped from the window.
The A3 rolled over to the window at the end of the hallway ripping its surge protector from the wall, and as it traveled towards the sidewalk below one could hear. “If only they did 11/17 paper I would have had value.”
So, if you wish to protect your obsolete A3 copier from leaping out the window.
Instead replace your A3 machine late one Friday afternoon, and as it's loaded in the hashtagLexmark trade in truck tell it, it’s headed to an 11/17 farm. Unfairly I am sure a law firm will attempt to blame the A4 for being so exceptional it caused the A3’s death. If this happens I will update.